What is that in the pool?

"Well well well", said my coworker as i was catching my breath. I had missed my 3rd show. "You just missed it, it was just sucked up in the filter".
Man, thats the third time in 2 weeks that i missed something i wanted to see in the pool.
"What is it mommy"? would have been the first question from the kids at the pool.
I heard my first radio call 2 weeks ago that said, "we have to close the pool, someone peed in it".
Can't see pee in the pool so i couldnt tell. You know who you are... tisk tisk. Of course procedures were followed, pool was closed immediately and then drained to the point that we can shock it and treat the um, contaminats that are in the water, then let marinate for a couple of hours. Safe...but im not an engineer so dont quote me on that.
2nd time. Kid pooped in the f-ing pool (i think, i cant seem to remember anything past 3 days now for some reason)
i missed this one too. Dang it, something out of the ordinary from pleasing neverending arriving guests, PLEase.
This time i was ready. "some one threw up in the pool" said my boss. Yes!! i mean no. So i ran, i ran to the wrong pool. Why today why today, why did i think get the pools mixed up today. "Good afternoon sir, enjoy your stay, im having a great day, you do the same." I missed the barf. It has been a trying week. At least i caught a glimpse of what seem unchewed carrotts in the toilet while inspecting a room. Seriouly, people chew your food. I finish last ALWAYS when im eating. Cuz i chew my pood. Chew your pood please. This piece of carrott was still perfectly cut in a shape of a small square. Either they puked it or pooped it. My money was on poop. "why am thinking of this", flush. Im not getting my hopes up anymore. Im just setting myself up for dissapointment. poopee.