TIP #5 FROM GAVIN

GETTING WAX OUT OF A CARPET IS AS EASY AS SAYING BRANDON SCHUSTER.
PLACE A PIECE OF PAPER ON TOP OF THE WAX, THEN USE THE STEAM OPTION OF YOUR IRON AND DAB GENTLY.

My senses awaken.

Ever since becoming a parent all my senses have been increased ten fold.

1) Sense of smell
I can smell a freshly wet diaper, and can anticipate the poop before it comes out.
2) I can hear the slightest sounds from my baby a mile away (maybe not a mile but im sensitive).

3) The most important sense being affected is taste. I can saver more ketchup now because instead of putting a cup of ketchup with my rice, in only need a couple of table spoons for the same rice. I can taste the date the ketchup was made, what kind of tomato was used, and how much salt or vinegar added.
4) Whenever the baby sleeps in the bed, i become a rock and never move, that one time i did not know he was in bed with us i turned and my elbow touched him (not wacked) and then without thinking I instinctively moved and stopped rolling that way.
Im hungry now im gonna eat.

TIP #3 & 4 FROM GAVIN

WD-40 gets out sticker/glue residue out.
Hydrogen peroxide plus a cleaning agent gets out wine stains. Just remember that try a little of it first before going all out attack mode on the mofo stain.

NASONEX

Please help me find out if the Nasonex bee is hispanic or italian. Homeboy has an accent, cant tell if hispanic or italian...

TIP #2 FROM GAVIN

NEVER DRINK AND PICK YOU NOSE, YOU MIGHT MISS AND POKE YOUR EYE.

Drinking buddies no more.

The following people have been banned from drinking with me.

Andrew FDM
Kosta HSKSUP
more to come.

Tip #1 FROM GAVIN

PUSH THE ELEVATOR BUTTON WITH YOUR KNUCKLE NEVER WITH YOUR FINGER. YOU CAN NEVER PICK YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR KNUCKLE ONLY WITH YOUR FINGER. AVOID GERMS USE YOUR KNUCKLE.

Dad journal day--um..38.

Baby Gavin has grown soo much since the last post. He also burps louder (sound file or video to come) and spits up more.

I was told that the stains that do not come out from clothing (spit up) are memory spit and that i should treasure it and not get the stains out. LEt me tell you that he will have a lot of memories.
He finally is falling asleep through the night (almost). 5 hrs is his usual sleep time.

Today i was up at 3 am for some reason and i could not go back to sleep. There was a new drink that i bought from Costco that has something like 5 or 6 veggies mixed with fruits and stuff. Any who i think that the drink kept me up (after being thirsty and drinking full glass of it). Oh well, i was watching a movie when i looked over at Gavin and to my surprise he had spit up (more like a small barf amount, I asked him what happened and he just smiled.
Im going back to bed.