Tuesday, July 15, 2008

I wish for...

I was wondering today when I saw a something resting on my upper lip.

My wife took an eyelash from my cheek and said "make a wish".

So i did, now I'm not going to tell you what i wished for but to my surprise i looked in the mirror and found a nose hair on my lip.. can i make a wish out of that?

Sunday, July 13, 2008

I am man enough

I wonder when the last time i had to prove myself to my wife that i was tough enough.

She was not there when i had my last fight (3rd grade, i lost, only because he was a 5th grader). Fighting with my brother does not count.
We had gone to dinner tonight at a Thai restaurant (love thai) and out of nowhere she said "eat that red chili". Mind you I was not thinking and only reacting to the taunt. I placed it in my mouth and started chewing. That little chili was hard to chew, oh but as soon as I got through chewing it I remembered that all things eaten must come out, out the other end that is. Any who, as i was swallowing that small bite, i started to immediately sweat in my forehead. Again I am hispanic but was never raised on hot stuff (my first encounter with a jabanero years ago was not pleasant). I was uncomfortable but stood my ground, not showing emotions in my face. My tears and sweat gave it away though, "its hot hugh babe", she said. I could only smile and say "its not hot, why dont you try it?"
Stupid fifth grader.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Im chunkies monkies part 2

Back in january i blogged about my weight. I am still at 200 and started on my plan to loose 16 pounds...
2 weeks ago i started to jog (phew!! took the wind out of me after 1 mile)
eating red meat 1 to zero times a week.
trying to eat better, no fried food, junk foor (thats easy since i was never a junk food person), and avoiding my moms food (mother in law, sorry babe, i hope you understand).

Went to sushi last week and the waitress asked if we wanted the all you can eat special .... WAAAH!!. i kindly said " no thank you"
So far i try to mix the route because my body gets used to the difficulty level. The only set back is that my knees take a beating and hurt for a day or two between jogs.

will update soon.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Sumo!!!!

I had a blast at the SUmo tournament, it was everything that i had ever thought that it would be. Better than sliced bread...

Happy fathers day

Happy fathers day. I saw my father's father yesterday. I had not seen my grandfather in 5 years, prior to that, 15 years. He looks like my brother (haha, Oscar, he looks like you). I will visit my dad next monday, i hope. What i should say is that I will make time for that, what kind of a son am I? His birthday is coming up, June 21st, he has been gone for 5 years.

This father's day I received a father's day card from my other father (wife's dad). It feels natural to call him dad.
He wrote me a card that will never leave my heart. His words, very touching.

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Mischievous little one.

This little a hole of a mischievous kid freeking got me wet at work today.
Im walking next to the pool checking the hotel out when a kid from behing me was in the air already landing in the water (cannoball style) wetting me all over. He could just laugh, my first reaction was "oh, it must have been an accident" .. nooooo. little ish head tried to do it again. Anywho, im just venting.

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Kethupee is back

So i got my ketchup bottle back a couple of days ago. The only thing is that he was turned into a she. He left with ketchup inside, and came back with mustard. I knew something was wrong when I held the bottle. I opened it to check to see and taste the yellow substance (i thought that it was some sort of yellow ketchup flavored bottle). I opened it and it was under pressure, squirting me with mustard. I was at work and it got me in my suit. "what the",,,