Kethupee is back

So i got my ketchup bottle back a couple of days ago. The only thing is that he was turned into a she. He left with ketchup inside, and came back with mustard. I knew something was wrong when I held the bottle. I opened it to check to see and taste the yellow substance (i thought that it was some sort of yellow ketchup flavored bottle). I opened it and it was under pressure, squirting me with mustard. I was at work and it got me in my suit. "what the",,,