Hispanico pood. (filipinos say "p" n not "f")

I was sent on a mission today. Today my wife (pregnant) was craving hispanico pood.
On the shopping list was
1. Don Jose Beep taquitos
2. Tina's Bean and cheese burritos
3. Carne asada
4. American cheese (not hispanico i know)
5. Crema (sour cream)


Now this is the first time that i have picked up these items at the same time.

These items were ordered by name, i did not make up the product name. I have never seen Don Joses taquitos or tinas burritos.
So when i asked another fellow hispanico where i can find the taquitos i got a "you should be able to make it instead of buying it frozen" look. AFter her showed me where it was, i then asked (i coulnt find it ok) if they had tina's burritos.....
When i checked my basket i noticed that i had Don Miguels taquitos and not Don Jose's. Crap..
After finding more Don's but not Jose's i gave up and double checked with my Sergeant (aka wife) if Miguel was ok. At least i did not find Don Quijote


PS. It rained, at least i did not wash my car today.