Sumo!!!!

I had a blast at the SUmo tournament, it was everything that i had ever thought that it would be. Better than sliced bread...

Happy fathers day

Happy fathers day. I saw my father's father yesterday. I had not seen my grandfather in 5 years, prior to that, 15 years. He looks like my brother (haha, Oscar, he looks like you). I will visit my dad next monday, i hope. What i should say is that I will make time for that, what kind of a son am I? His birthday is coming up, June 21st, he has been gone for 5 years.

This father's day I received a father's day card from my other father (wife's dad). It feels natural to call him dad.
He wrote me a card that will never leave my heart. His words, very touching.

Mischievous little one.

This little a hole of a mischievous kid freeking got me wet at work today.
Im walking next to the pool checking the hotel out when a kid from behing me was in the air already landing in the water (cannoball style) wetting me all over. He could just laugh, my first reaction was "oh, it must have been an accident" .. nooooo. little ish head tried to do it again. Anywho, im just venting.

Kethupee is back

So i got my ketchup bottle back a couple of days ago. The only thing is that he was turned into a she. He left with ketchup inside, and came back with mustard. I knew something was wrong when I held the bottle. I opened it to check to see and taste the yellow substance (i thought that it was some sort of yellow ketchup flavored bottle). I opened it and it was under pressure, squirting me with mustard. I was at work and it got me in my suit. "what the",,,

GIVE ME BACK KETCHUPee

I have bad news, one of my 2 ketchup bottles has been kidnapped. IT all started with ketchupee being taken to my work. He stayed in the fridge and was comfortable there and lo and behold was not there the next day. I found out today from this madman that took my taste away from me.

I cannot taste my food anymore in my mouth this day
For ketchupee has been taken far far away
The pleasures of the taste have been removed and missed

the creamy tomatoe feeling i got from the slurp
seems a distant memory.

SUMO

I just bought my tickets to go see a sumo tournament this June. I am so excited. My favorite sumo wrestler has been retired since 2003. Yokozuna Musashimaru
As soon as he got a hold of your mawashi he just picked you up and forced you out of the ring.
It almost ranks up there with becoming father. Almost as good as ketchup. Almost as good as sliced bread.

Im Sleep Walking!!!

Ok ok,
The last 3 weeks i have been sleeping very little. I wake up in the middle of the night because my wife tosses and turns, I sometimes feel like im practicing waking up in the middle of the night for the baby that is to come in July.
It does not help that I have not gone to sleep on time. For work i usually get up around 6am to hit the shower before my wife. But all in all i have been catching up on my sleep during my days off.
However a week ago my wife asked me to get up with her to get something to drink (juice). It was the middle of the night from what she tells me. So we got up and got the juice and went to sleep. The following day she told me thanks for getting up and going with her to get juice. WHAT.."I dont remember doing that babe".
She said that i got up even made eye contact and was reactive. "Seriously babe, i dont remember"///

I shrugged it off.
Yesterday night we were doing some cleaning and i left the spray bottle cleaner on the night stand in the bed room. tick tick tick... in the middle of the night i woke up with the spray bottle in my hand and my other hand wet with the spray bottle liquid. What the heck was i doing.?/?/? "Babe, what are you doing" my wife said,."Im just going to the bathroom babe"

But she saw the spray bottle and was a little confused of what i was doind with it. Anywho today in the morning i told her the story and she was laughin.

Hopefully she will not trick me into asking me to mow the lawn in the middle of the night.
Im gonna shrug it off one more time. Next time maybe i will be eating ketchup or something.